After more than 5 months in Buenos Aires, and lately a lot of silence here on the blog due to final exams and a visit from my mum, I have created a funny list for you guys of things you don't usually hear about Buenos Aires.
By just doing a little bit of researh about Buenos Aires, you will find the usual stuff about how the Argentines are fanatics of soccer and love their big steaks, and when in Buenos Aires you have to visit the pink government building Casa Rosada and the vibrant working class neighborhood La Boca...
... But here you get my 32 informative, crazy, funny and at most time completely random things that nobody tells you about Buenos Aires:
First things first:
1) Do not confuse the province of Buenos Aires with the autonomous city of Buenos Aires. There is a huge difference – especially, if you ask the porteños (e.g. the citizens of Buenos Aires) themselves.
Capital Federal, Capital or simply CABA (e.g. Ciudad Autónoma de Buenos Aires) as the autonomous city of Buenos Aires also is called is "small" spot of approximately 3 million people who lives in the neighborhoods around most of the touristic spots such as La Boca, Palmero, Belgrano etc. The province of Buenos Aires is the massive surroundings of the capital with approximately 12.000 inhabitants.
2) Close to half of the public opinion of all Argentina is placed in the autonomous city of Buenos Aires and Province of Buenos Aires – leaving Argentina as quiet a badly distributed political system.
3) Security is of high concern of many porteños, and you should watch out as well. The city feels pretty safe but stories of robberies, drug trafficking and gender connected violence (also to towards foreigners) pop up in the media on a recent basis. Take care of yourself.
4) The river running by the side of Buenos Aires is called Rio de la Plata (the river of silver/money) because during the colonial time of the Spanish empire it was used as the principal route of transporting gold and other minerals from Bolivia to Spain.
5) In 1855 Buenos Aires declared itself a separated autonomous country which should not belong to the rest of Argentina – however, they changed their mind and are today "only" an autonomous city.
6) There are around 1.050 green spots around the city including parks, squares, trees along the road side, ect... When you visit the city you will for sure notice this.
Neighborhoods of Buenos Aires
7) The houses in the popular La Boca neighborhood are painted different colors because the immigrants who arrived and settled there they didn't have money for painting so they stole the leftovers from the ships' workshops.
8) The neighborhood Once is known as the Jewish quarter. Argentina should have the second largest Jewish community after New York.
9) The city's architecture is as its inhabitants highly influenced by the European flows of immigration making some parts of Buenos Aires look like a mix of London, Paris and Madrid.
Ice cream and other food tips for Buenos Aires
10) The Porteños are fanatics of homemade ice cream (in Spanish: helado artesanal)… And properly for that reason there are more ice cream shops in Buenos Aires than in any other city I have ever visited…
11) Adding on the Porteñean ice cream fanaticism: it is completely common to buy 1/4 kilo of ice cream. Your first reaction might properly be: "oh no, I can eat THAT much ice cream..." but trust me, you will most properly be! (Been there myself).
12) Most of the verdulerías (e.g. green groceries) in the city are runned by Bolivian immigrants
13) There are small chino supermarkets (tiny supermarkets runned by Chinese) almost every second block throughout the capital - no kidding! Here you can find the most necessary groceries…
The Porteños and their Habits
14) If you are a woman and visit Buenos Aires, you will have to get use to the fact the Porteñean men open the door for you or will wait your to go through an open door before they do - it goes for everywhere; the metro, the supermarket, the bank etc.
15) Porteños are huge fans of sending each other voice messages through WhatsApp. It is not unusual to see people in the bus or underground speaking quietly to their mobiles holding them in a weird position in front of their face. This normally just means that they are in the middle of sending a voice message.
16) The word negro or negro cabeza (e.g. black or black head) is by Porteños not used to refer to the color of somebodies skin but instead whether they act as badly educated or not.
17) Watering the concrete is just the most natural part of house cleaning in Buenos Aires… And properly helps cool down a bit as well. But seriously guys, is it really necessary?
18) You will always be served a little glass for water when ordering coffee in Buenos Aires. I was told that it is to prevent that people dehydrate.
19) The word Che can be used for anybody ALL THE TIME… "Ay, che, que te pasa?!"
20) Porteños tend to highly criticize the large amount of immigrants from Paraguay in the city.
21) Porteños love to discuss politics with anyone at any time! A common phrase to hear is something like "yeah, after all those years of Peronism see where we are today" (add a negative or positive understanding of this after your preferences)
Getting around Buenos Aires and other transportation tips
22) Buenos Aires is generally an expensive city but the public transportation is super cheap – not because they found some super-efficient way to run it but because the government heavily subsidize it.
23) When it rains too heavily the underground sometimes stops running because there is water on the tracks.
24) The slang word for bus is bondi. However, the Porteños also call the busses colectivos… Confused? Me too!
25) People always makes a line for the bus. Even when there are more than one bus line running from the same stop, sometimes there is still just one line… Or at least it seems like this for me.
26) Even though there are signs in the busses not to tell the driver the price of your ticket but your destination, almost everybody does the former.
27) When the red light on the pedestrian cross is blinking it means that it is the last minutes for crossing. Some pedestrian cross even has a numerical count downs! So basically it is just for you to hurry up!
28) ... However, not all pedestrian crosses have lightning. So sometimes it is just to take a chance and hope there isn't coming cars (or take a look at the opposite pointing lights)…
29) … Maybe for that reason the Porteños cross the streets as crazy no matter if it is green light or red light or if there are coming cars.
30) Most streets are only one direction… Okay, might just be my Northern European heritage who isn't used to this! But it is quiet confused when I try to bike around the city and I suddenly can't go down a road because it is only one direction.
31) Garages crossing the pedestrian paths have small annoying blinking lamps and alarms that turn on when a car exits and enters
32) Biking is a fine act between suicide and transportation… Even though the city's government is establishing bike lanes around the city, the cars are still not used to looking for us who bikes.